man you know its late when even your cat is sleeping and youre still awake
THATS IT IM STAYING UP ALL NIGHT I GOTTA DO THIS
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
my brother’s on leave for the first time from the army and last night he was so drunk he was thrown out of a club so he literally scaled the building and went back in through a second floor window ‘because he wasn’t going to let his army training go to waste’
I am going to cry the only good pair of jeans that I have are about to tear at the crotch now I need to buy NEW PANTS NO
Feminism is like the red pill in the Matrix.
Suddenly you’re watching everyone walk around in this delusion and reality is terrifying.
There’s a reason this exists:
HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA THIS GEM EXISTED.
THIS IS SO.. WOW. I CANT