
13 requested Boys of Silence! I’ve never played Bioshock Infinite but I love these designs *o*


13 requested Boys of Silence! I’ve never played Bioshock Infinite but I love these designs *o*
I’ve been looking through the Lutece tag, and didn’t see any screenshots of this, so… Yeah. The statue of Rosalind is Robert from a distance, then it goes all… Tear-y and changes.
My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.

Sarah’s tumblr is A++++++++++.
She designed the cover of An Abundance of Katherines, she’s a college freshman, and she’s one of my favorite people on tumblr.
My pride and joy, which took half a year to complete: a homestuck-inspired stained glass piece. I won first place in the art show for my school’s district, in the 2D stained glass division.

Proven fact: Water will make your rabbit appear at least half their original size.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
BUNNY WHAT HAPPENED
*aperture employee voice* black mesa more like bleghk mesa am i right
*black mesa employee voice* aperture more like craperture
Art class sucks literally all the creativity and enjoyment out of art.
misconceptions about strippers.
pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.
I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.
Truth.
My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.
And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.
Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows.
When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections.
My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.
that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said
Opens up my eyes
The couple of strippers I know are THE most generous people I know. When was the last time you were having financial issues and a doctor friend gave you money for food out of the goodness of their heart?
*to clarify here my point is not “yay they give you money,” it’s “they can be kind, generous, extremely intelligent people, just like those you can find in other professions, and even if they’re none of those things, they still deserve to be treated with courtesy.”
(Source: pink-vulva)
my favorite video game characters [in no particular order]
- Altaïr Ibn-La’Ahad // Assassin’s Creed
“When I was very young, I was foolish enough to believe our Creed would bring an end to all these conflicts. If only I had possessed the humility to say to myself, I have seen enough for one life. I have done my part. Then again, there is no greater glory than fighting to find the truth”
remember that point in life where we suddenly became Shego?
how is she filing her nails with gloves on
(Source: possiblegifs)